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Tuesday, October 29, 2002
Yes yes I did post. Even though it was lame. My mom came back a day after she left. Things are ok now. Aside from the normal things that piss me off everything is good. Well I'm sorry that this was so short, but I have to read for class thats in 30 min. More to come after class.
Zak 10/29/2002 03:01:00 PM
Monday, October 28, 2002
ihaveyellowfish: so heres a question
AlkalineMaple: ok
ihaveyellowfish: if a bunch of kids in a daytona that you flew by on the express quickly sped up rode your ass and flashed their birghts behind you what would you think of it?
AlkalineMaple: I'd slam on my brakes
ihaveyellowfish: lol
ihaveyellowfish: but they were gangstas
ihaveyellowfish: i thought that they wanted to race
AlkalineMaple: yeah so if they total your car and you escape with your life then its all good
AlkalineMaple: you're lucky
ihaveyellowfish: what why am i lucky?
AlkalineMaple: usually they kill people
ihaveyellowfish: oh thats not cool
ihaveyellowfish: so wait if gangstas flash their lights behind you on the expressway they wanna kill you
ihaveyellowfish: cuz see they flashed the lights and rode up next to me untill the exit
AlkalineMaple: are you sure they were gangstas?
ihaveyellowfish: yeah i looked over and the one had the flat bill of the hat cocked to the right of his head
AlkalineMaple: he could be gay or a whigga
ihaveyellowfish: this is true but he was like hispanic or black couldnt tell which
AlkalineMaple: yeah you're still lucky
ihaveyellowfish: just dark skinned
AlkalineMaple: people like that shouldn't exist
ihaveyellowfish: see now i'm wondering how they would have gone about killing me
AlkalineMaple: running you off the road
AlkalineMaple: or they were packing
ihaveyellowfish: ah yeah
ihaveyellowfish: thats so dumb though why would anyone do that?
AlkalineMaple: now why can't they do it mafia style. At least the mafia has morals
ihaveyellowfish: i didnt even look over more than once when they were next to me i was just groovin to my less than jake and smokin some camel wides
ihaveyellowfish: yeah i know
After thoughts:
1 What if i would have died?
2 Did they wanna race or kill me?
3 What makes people do stupid shit like that?
4 Man do I love Less Than Jake and cigarettes. They kept me calm.
Zak 10/28/2002 06:07:00 PM
Wednesday, October 23, 2002
So yeah tonight just sucked some real ass. My family had this huge fight about everything and evryone. It just ended in my mother leaving and saying I dont know when I am coming back but I will come back. Im too depressed to write anymore. I wont update for awhile, just a heads up. Bye More to come later....maybe
Zak 10/23/2002 07:37:00 PM
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.
Zak 10/22/2002 07:57:00 PM
Monday, October 21, 2002
So It's Monday after My Comm class wanted to blog about some things of interest.
1. Brian, my Com teacher, told me,"You need to kick some real ass on these speeches to pass this class." Kinda cool that he said kick ass. Hes usually pretty uptight in class. Outta class hes cool though. This kinda scares me too. I may not pass this class. Not a good thing. Well like he said I guess I'll have to kick ass on those upcoming speeches.
2. Stephen is a cool kid who is in my Com class. We talked alot about drugs today it was fun. I think I may have made a new friend. Yay!
3. While walking to the computer lab to blog an old guy stared at me alot. I thought nothing of it just stared back. As the stare almost broke the guy got an oh shit i think im gonna shit my pants look on his face. I was scared but after a second thought nothing of it, untill I heard the most god awful wet fart in the world. Its like off the adam sandler album. You know the one where the hypnotyst trys to get him to stop smoking but just farts alot and blames it on his secratery. Yeah just like that. Anyway I'm spent. I need to go home and go to sleep. More to come...sooner or later....maybe tomorrow depends on the homework level.
Oh I went to Purdue. It was fun. More about it tomorrow.
Zak 10/21/2002 09:34:00 PM
Friday, October 18, 2002
Well after a huge misuderstanding of Aaron's intentions of me and Krystal meeting. I have decided that our frendship means alot more to me than Krystal ever could. Nothing against her but Aaron means more to me. We're not gay. He's just my best friend I'm sure after this whole thing hes prolly pissed but I think we'll be cool. There's plenty of more fish in the sea. I apoligized to everyone Aaron and Racheal the most for this whole thing. Aaron I'm sorry for not thinking about how you felt. Racheal I am sorry for paying more attention to a girl I didnt even meet yet more than you. I guess this just goes to show me who my good friends are. Nothing against you Krystal your cool and all but I pick them over you. Sorry all.
Zak 10/18/2002 03:26:00 PM
Thursday, October 17, 2002
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." - George Bush (Fuck BUSH!)
I couldnt agree more.
Quote from Zach and College Sucks
Zak 10/17/2002 02:57:00 PM
So yeah. Im realizing that I hate school again. I thought I didnt for a while then it just hit me hey chem wasnt the problem. The problem is I'm just fuckin lazy. I dont wanna be here this year. I cant drop out because I know I wont go back no matter how bad I want to later on in life. I just wanna get through this semester and the next just skating by. I'll try when I'm away and happy Purdue, with my friends. Hehe Aaron, Joe, and Zach I love you guys. Well maybe not love but you guys are still cool. I'm listening to Zach's radio station. I like the music its pretty good. Lot of good band good song selection. Zach's Mp3.com Radio Station Well I'm not concentrating on anything important as uual so I think I'm done. More to come later today I'm sure.
Zak 10/17/2002 10:08:00 AM
Tuesday, October 15, 2002
Ok so anyway I talked to a Krystal for a good 4 hours last night, and of all that talking we only found 2 differences between us. Spooky huh. Shes a really cool person. I'm pretty jacked I get to not only meet her but hang out with her too this weekend, even though I am really going to see Aaron. That and of course get out of my house for a bit. Anyway i feel I owe you all a bit of background about this Krystal. Well maybe I shouldn't say anything yet. I'll ask her if its cool weather or not I write about her. Then if things are good you'll hear more of her, but untill then she will be the mysterious girl Zak likes. Haha thats me.
Skipped my psych class this morning wanted to sleep. Woke up at 10:00 or so how awesome is that? Actuall sleep. Not none of that bullshit 4 hr. stuff. This was a good 9 hours or so of sleep.
I have funny stories to tell about Krystal. I hope she lets me...guilt trip....is it working?
Well nothing other than talking to Krystal happened of any interest so I will be going now. More to come.
Randomness of the day: Ducks like yellow geese.
Zak 10/15/2002 02:32:00 PM
Monday, October 14, 2002
Well yet again I slack. This tends to happen on the weekend I guess. Maybe its just because I hate a 56k connection now that I have been spoiled with T1. Damn PUC. SO yeah anyway Zach if you read this before this weeknd, and I am sure you will. I got your software. Ill bring it down about 2:00-3:00 on Saturday. Ok now that that little personal message is out of the way. Time to tell you about my experiences since the last time I blogged.
Well lets see I did sleep alot and didnt work all that much. Waint no I fucked that up. I work way too much and slept way too little. I took the COM114 midterm today I know I missed 2 out of 50. Thought I would do much poorly than I had though. Hey studying does pay off. Who would have ever known that? Going to Lafeyette saturday afternoonish. Maybe with Jill. I'm not too sure yet. Spending the night Saturday because I requested Sunday off! I better fucking get it too. I'll be pissed as hell if I'm on the schedule. Deb, my manager that makes the schedule, should give me it off. She usually very good about that. Just in case you already didnt't know I work at Target. I have to get up at 3:00 A.M. Yes that is in the morning. I know what your thinking but its still dark how can it be morning? Well it just is. So anyway I definatly need to sleep more. I dont even remember the drive to work this morning. How scarey? I drove on 65 too. Wow now that I think about that I'm glad I didn't die.
I'm gonna meet a girl while at Purdue this weekend too. Aaron is trying to hook me up with a girl named Krystal. I love not normal spellings. Like my name. Zak. Yay! anyway I did see a picture of her and she is really cute. Looks like someone I would definatly turn around to take a second look at. She apparently likes to participate in some of the activities that I like to participate in. Which is cool. The only downside I know of is apperntly she is "moody." This doesnt bother me because so am I. I will be the one to judge weather she is "moody" or not though. No prejudgement from me about someone that I havent even met yet. Well Aaron is messaging me so I'll go. I will definatly be on tomorrow talk to me. Comment me. I'll blog tomorrow too at least once. More to come.
Zak 10/14/2002 09:06:00 PM
Thursday, October 10, 2002
For some reason i was looking up quotes about said by Thomas Jefferson. Here is an article about him and his views on religion, and just some of his random quotes.
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."
-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)
It spite of Christian right attempts to rewrite history to make Jefferson into a Christian, little about his philosophy resembles that of Christianity. Although Jefferson in the Declaration of Independence wrote of the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God, there exists nothing in the Declaration about Christianity.
Although Jefferson believed in a Creator, his concept of it resembled that of the god of deism (the term "Nature's God" used by deists of the time). With his scientific bent, Jefferson sought to organize his thoughts on religion. He rejected the superstitions and mysticism of Christianity and even went so far as to edit the gospels, removing the miracles and mysticism of Jesus (see The Jefferson Bible) leaving only what he deemed the correct moral philosophy of Jesus.
Distortions of history occur in the minds of many Christians whenever they see the word "God" embossed in statue or memorial concrete . For example, those who visit the Jefferson Memorial in Washington will read Jefferson's words engraved: "I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every from of tyranny over the mind of man." When they see the word "God" many Christians see this as "proof" of his Christianity without thinking that 'God' can have many definitions ranging from nature to supernatural. Yet how many of them realize that this passage aimed at attacking the tyranny of the Christian clergy of Philadelphia, or that Jefferson's God was not the personal god of Christianity? Those memorial words came from a letter written to Benjamin Rush in 1800 in response to Rush's warning about the Philadelphia clergy attacking Jefferson (Jefferson was seen as an infidel by his enemies during his election for President). The complete statement reads as follows:
"The returning good sense of our country threatens abortion to their hopes, & they [the clergy] believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly; for I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. But this is all they have to fear from me: & enough too in their opinion, & this is the cause of their printing lying pamphlets against me. . ."
Jefferson aimed at laissez-faire liberalism in the name of individual freedom, He felt that any form of government control, not only of religion, but of individual mercantilism consisted of tyranny. He thought that our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, any more than our opinions in physics or geometry.
Fuck yeah! Jefferson was the man!
Zak 10/10/2002 04:52:00 PM
I have links. Yay! Most of you could care less, but it took me a bit to get it right and I'm very happy about it. I love HTML. There are a million fucking tags though. I need a book. Thats what I'll go and gbuy tomorrow after work. An HTML book. There are many different versions though. What should I get? Possible Books Well If you figure it out let me know. the thing is I know most of the basics from just fucking around with my blog. So I dont want one to say this is how you start a web page. Thats bullshit I wanna know the more advanced stuff. Ok enough geek for today.
I have a cold. i really hate colds they are the most annoying thing in te word besides of course having your dead relitives come try to have sex with you every fucking night. Damn! I wish that would stop. Yes I know i have an odd sex life. Wait no I dont. I dont even have a sex life. Wait no I take it back. I have that thing going on with my right hand. I have been cheating though....WITH MY LEFT HAND! Hahaha! *evil laugh*
Why do people look the same? It bothers me that conformity is popular. Oh well.
Random Comment. I think a few of my friends sister's are hot!
Wow this blog is goin nowhere today. Maybe it will go straight to hell in a hand bastket. If of course there was a hell, heaven or God for that matter. Ha God what a joke. It takes quite a bit of brainwashing to get people to follow something that doesnt even exist. I feel religion is for the weak minded. I can get by just fine without latching on to bullshit like that.
Random Comment. I live to fuck frozen things.
Yeah I'm spent nothing of interest yet. More to come later today cuz guess what no homework! WOOHOO! ...so far.
Zak 10/10/2002 09:53:00 AM
Tuesday, October 08, 2002
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the
telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00
p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant
gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied
that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't
working. He also requested that we report future outages by email (Does YOUR
email work without a telephone line?).
IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed
I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me
that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When
I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I
had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the
receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he
didn't want them to cross there anymore.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked
if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the
company due to 'downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun.
We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at
each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
He replied, "I know - I already got that side."
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?
How fucking horrible is that!?!?
Zak 10/08/2002 10:45:00 AM
Article about Lucky Charms
Customers of the cereal are divided. Said New York, NY, resident Alex Ferguson, "This news is devastating. I've spent the last five years of my life eating Lucky Charms because I hoped that some of the magic would rub off on me. Now that I know there is no magic, I don't think I'm going to continue to eat the cereal."
Zak 10/08/2002 10:17:00 AM
Nobody is on AIM so once again I blog. Purdue got new mice! Optical ones. I was excited because I really like optical mice. Anywho now that I revealed my geekyness, I dont care, I'll start to blog about something of interest.
Well I flunked my COM project. Although I would have passed fairly well if I my group would have gave me more of a notice when our meetings were. I didnt attend the meeting they scheduled and was dropped like a dead baby. This left me groupless, presentationless, and of couse gradeless. I really feel that is a class I am not doing well in at all. I wish that I were. It pains me to do poorly in classes because I'm not a stupid person. Like Brian said I dont apply myself. Well he motivated me I will apply myself the rest of my years at college. I'll get it done with and I will have plenty of time to slack later on in life when I am retired, but intill then I'll try my damndest. I feel as though this semster is lost except for my english and math classes. I think I'll pass both of them. COM is the one I am really worried about. Ok enough boring you with my problems.
So yeah punk is cool. I love how it is popular to be punk. Oh and in case you didnt know already the more pins you have on your jacket or purse the more punk you are, directly from Seventeen magazine. I am not an avid reader of Seventeen. I think either Zach or Aaron told me that. I dont recall which. Most likely Zach.
Man that girl has big boobs. Sorry testostorone surge. Ha like I have alot of that. Maybe I should take steroids and watch my testicals get even smaller. Yeah ok now that everyone is repulsed that I am talking about my sex organs, I'll change the subject.
So yeah I wish there was a girl that was my age that I would not want to kill in 5 min. Whats that quote from Mallrats? Love is when you can spend more than 5 min not talking to some one? Something like that. If you know comment and tell me. It has been so long since I seen it. Classic though. I would buy it if it werent 25 bucks. I best be getting something more than a dvd for 25 bucks. Anyway I think I'm done maybe more in a bit.
Zak 10/08/2002 09:36:00 AM
Monday, October 07, 2002
Well I figured a quick 5 min blog before my com class would be usefull since I haven't in a while. Yeah yeah I know I'm slackin but I got other shit to deal with. I may be moving at semster all depends on housing. FINGERS CROSSED. I can get out of the shithole that I live in. Damn is it hot here. Aaron is home but not for much longer actually hes prolly leaving about now. Anyway I hope I can get out of here. More after class.
Zak 10/07/2002 06:23:00 PM
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
Well What to say? I wrote an esaay for english in about 1hr. The grade will be awful. I just wanted to get it done. I want this year to be over with eng is gay. Way too much writing. Way too much. But hey what ya gonna do. i need to come up with a few comment provokin blogs. Hmm so who likes to eat babies? I know I do. I hope that gets a comment. It wont. *sighs* What a pathetic attempt for attention! I wish this school year was over. I wish I would have taken this a bit more seriously and developed better study habits than I have so far. This has to change next semester. Ha I'll flunk communications wont I? I think so. I dont know how. Oh wait yeah i do out of 2 assignments i did oh yeah zero cuz I missed that class and he doesnt take late work. Oh well life goes on I can take it again. Wow nothin of interest really happened today. I went to work at 4:00 A.M.this mornig, left at 12:00 P.M, ate lunch with Wunder from Subway. Oh excitment! Get a free six inch sub from stealing Wunder's sub stamps. I know what I'm havin' for lunch tomorrow. Hehe Subway! Came home played PS2. Umm nothing else of interest really. Wow today today sucked some ass. Tomorrow will suck more. I get to type my four page essay out and hopefully make it better by 3:00. *Fingers Crossed* Well I'm sure I'll blog while at school. More to come tomorrow. I think I may start 3 random thoughts at the end of every blog.
1. My brother is annoying sometimes.
2.I really like to sleep. I just wish I could do it more often.
3. I don't like college at all. It seems somewhat pointless right now. Maybe It will pick up.
Zak 10/02/2002 09:57:00 PM
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