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Monday, September 30, 2002
In refrence to the article on the purdue website.
AlkalineMaple: poopy
ihaveyellowfish: duck the king and queen
ihaveyellowfish: i mean fuck
ihaveyellowfish: ha duck them too while your at it
AlkalineMaple: hahaha
AlkalineMaple: I want to beat them with a duck
ihaveyellowfish: thats a blog
ihaveyellowfish: lol
Zak 9/30/2002 05:47:00 PM
"Ok, I found it really disturbing that Zak has the idea that PUC sucks just because people don't want to apply themselves. The fact of the matter is that it is the same way no matter where you are. It is not just at colleges either. Some people don't use their head when they are certain places, hmm, lets say a truck stop, for instance when they just say whatever they want without even thinking who might be around. So, do not knock the University because of a few stupid kids with nothing better to do than veg. The fact of the matter is that we have alot of great technology at our school to further the learning experience and smaller classes means more interaction for the people that actually do care. PUC can't help if some do not want to take advantage of it. Also, Zak is just in the entry level classes. These are meant to weed out the lazy. Wait til you get into the 300 and 400 level classes." - Bebos
How fantastic is this? I loved every second I was reading it. Well the reason why PUC sucks is not due to the academics program, but rather the people who attend this fine University. If the author of this one-sided article would have read what I had posted on another friends blog, and taken what I had said in a literal manner rather than extracting words of mine and twisting them into a shot at me, he would have seen that I had simply said PUC sucks because of the people. I feel that the University academic standards and facilities are very much up to par. This still does not stop me from saying that it sucks here due to the people I am surrounded by. Point made.
Zak 9/30/2002 05:42:00 PM
Didn't blog since the 27th, but hey I'm back. This wont be long. I'm telling you this now. I'm at school. It is gay. I hate everyone. Everthing is making me mad. I dont think I'll go home tonight. I'll go to school tomorrow and hate it a whole lot. Go home, maybe. Sleep. Yeah right I wish I could sleep. Go to work Wednesday. Hate that. Go to school Thursday. Hate that. It just goes on and on. Anyway yeah I'm done fuck this shit.
Zak 9/30/2002 05:23:00 PM
Friday, September 27, 2002
ihaveyellowfish: does caffeinne make you poop?
Ewert17: yes
Ewert17: very much
ihaveyellowfish: ok just checkin
Ewert17: it causes your bowels to dry out and it makes poop go out
ihaveyellowfish: cuz it makes me poop alot
Zak 9/27/2002 09:20:00 PM
Thursday, September 26, 2002
Rachael left. I cried. Oh well she's coming back soon enough. Nothing of importance to blog about really. Rachael left. I cried.
Zak 9/26/2002 04:41:00 PM
Wednesday, September 25, 2002
Well since I have been slacking I am going to make it a point to blog a bit more frequently. i am at schhol tonight yes a rather odd thing, considering I dont have class on wednesdays. Ha. Ana giggles. Inside joke there. Anyway I had to make up the lab I had missed monday because I had so much shit to do and not too much time to do it. I am actually very happy with this lab that I had done. It helps to have a lab partner that knows what the fuck they are doing in chemistry rather than some dumb girl who wants your bone. Anyway. Pero was the boys name. I wonder if he knows that means dog in spanish? Well I do because I'm such a fucking bad ass. Random things that happened today. 1 Worked kinda sucked but I got through it. 2 I went and ate Mr. Geek's gyros with Wunder. I am now feeling the effect of that awesome lunch. I should be shitting all night tonight and on into the morning. 3. I picked up travis from school. Apparently I'm pretty cool amongst the whole middle school crowd. I was with RACHAEL! How awesome is that? I get to spend time with her before shes goes back to florida and I will once again be depressed. :-( But anyway she got kick out of the middle school by Mr. Aleshia. She called him and ass after a bit of arguing about her current home location, then we left. 4 Visited grandma. Always a pleasure. 5 Breathed in some hydrogen gas. Wow did that burn. Gave me quite a bit of a headache as well. Racheal is spending the night tonight should be nothing but barrels of fun. Haha. not really she'll play snood, get bored, we'll fuck alot, and then go to sleep. Kidding. The girl is my best friend. Couldn't see me with my dick in her. Everyone else apparently can though. Anyway anough of this nonesense for now, but of course more to come at a later time.
Zak 9/25/2002 08:33:00 PM
Tuesday, September 24, 2002
Wow ten whole days since I last blogged. I must be running out of ideas or time one of the two I'm just not sure which. Anyway I have a few things on my mind that Ill prolly blog about today. I am having trouble planning my college future. Although I have decided that I will be switcging my major from Computer Engineering to Computer Sciences. I realized that I dont wanna make the physical parts of a computer I just wanna fix them. So I should be just fine with the new major I will be pursuing.
Girls puzzle to know end. I have feelings for one on a given day of the week, but they seem to completly change with every day that goes by. It seems that when girls show interest in me they come in groups of two or more. THis bothers me because for some reason it is all or nothing. Either nobody likes me and I wish someone would, or everyone loves me and I want nothing to do with them. Damn i fucking hate cute couples. Wait no I hate all couples. Fuck all of them people who found someone special.This is how life goes though. Oh well. Shit happens.
Well ENG 104 is seeming to be a better class everyday. The teacher now likes me and cares for my opinion on matters. I now have made a few "friends" in there. By friends I mean people I can stand for a good 30 seconds or so, or untill the make a faily unintelligent remark and I want to kill them. People are just stupid like that thoguh.
I got 2 job offers in one day without even trying. whats with that? When I need a job there are none. When I have a job everyone wants me to work for them. This is another thing that bothers me. Anyway the offers were my old job back at the BadLandz a fun paintball field owned by Bad Boyz Toyz, www.badboyztoyz.com. The second one was a bit unexpected though. I had gone to the fantastic Lowell High School to pick up my final transcript and diploma, and Mrs. Andrews had spotted me. We conversed a bit about how and what I was doing in my fantastic life, when she asked weather or not I had a part time job. It turns out that the school last computer tech had, "Found a better job." They now want be to fill this spot. So of course since computers are my lifes passion I filled out an application and am currently awaiting a response. I hope I get the job then I can quit Target and work at the Bad Landz on the weekends. That would be fantastic.
So today in math class there was this girl that sat in front of and across from me. she had a rather short shirt on and fairly low cut pants. Now she leaned forward and I get an eyeful of a giant green thong stuck in her crak. Now everyone who has been in my position knows that this is somewheat like a car accident or train wreck. You cant help but stare. So the entire class this girls ass is hanging out. This bothered me quite a bit so much so that i came up with a theroy on why girls are evil. Its because they always have something stuck up their ass. Those fucking thongs. Dont get me wrong i love a sexy woman in a thong, but it bothers me to see it for a whole 2 hours of my math class. Anyway. I guess I'm just insane.
In other news Aaron is changing his major to Computer Sciences as well. He also feels that the classes he is taking are way to difficult for him at this stage in his life. He may also be moving home. Well not home but to a shitty apartment with me near home. I think this would be just fine. I could care less where I go to school Lafyette or Calumet. I just wanna be with people I know, and not at home. I wanna get it over with too. I can live like George but instead of Jason being my buddy Aaron can. Dear God what have I done I just made myself George. Oh well. Hes not a bad guy. Nor is Jason I like them both. They are fun to be around as long as they are both in good moods. I want a shitty apartment rather soon actually I just need a roommate and a good job. Well I got the job my roomate is in Lafeyette though. Damn it. It will come soon enough though.
Well I think I am done for now. I kinda gotta poop. I refuse to do it here though. So I may be on my way home rather soon. More to come.
Zak 9/24/2002 04:47:00 PM
Saturday, September 14, 2002
So yeah I'm at purdue laffeyette. Sucks just as much as purdue cal but hey anyway. They have pretty good food. cant wait till i get here next year its gonna be bad ass well have the apartment we need a 4th roommate so anyone cool can have the spot if they can pay the rent. Well im gonan smoke ill tell ya a smoke story later on tonight after coffee with zach. more to come
Zak 9/14/2002 06:21:00 PM
Thursday, September 12, 2002
I really hate it here.
Zak 9/12/2002 02:55:00 PM
Fat Dan's and every other guy who gets shit on theory...
Girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
And as we all know "time is money"
Therfore:
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)²
And because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = \/¯Evil
Therefore:
Girls = (\/¯Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
Zak 9/12/2002 10:11:00 AM
So in case any of you were wondering. I found out what travis, my brother, was doing with the plunger. You see he has a 1/2 bath is his bedroom and he was getting ready for bed. The whole wash your hands and face brush your teeth pick your ass shit, and the sink wouldnt drain. So he decided hey a plunger should help this situation. So he plunges and plunges and plunges and plunges and finally the sink starts to drain. Well the rseult from all of this extensive plunging was a think black cruncy goo like substance. So he picked it out threw it away and all was good. there ya go everyone. Enjoy your lunch. LOL
Zak 9/12/2002 10:01:00 AM
So if you havent noticed I didn't write anything about 9-11. This is because I want the subject to be left alone. Remeber the people who died, and keep the day as memory. Dont be evil and try to make a buck off still greiving Americans or bandwagon patriots. Just remeber is all.
Zak 9/12/2002 09:35:00 AM
So I'm at school and a few interesting questions pop into my head. Now how can people be so lazy as to not carry their backpacks as they were ment to be carried? They buy those rolly ones. What the hell is with that? Can people really be that lazy? Another thing that pisses me off is, why does my ENG 104 teacher feel the need to make us write constant small useless essays on a chosen topic? I'd rather just write a seven page research paper on the topic of my choice, but hey thats me. So I'm wearing a Lake County Animal Control uniform today tie and all. pretty kick ass if you ask me although I do get fairly odd looks. Like I dont get looks for the blue hair anyway, but more looks than usual I guess. I need a really cool online game I can play when boredem strikes at college. Email me and let me know of any or message me on AOL ihaveyellowfish. I'll get that comment thing yet damn it! So I want this year to be over. Although with only having time for work school eating and sleeping it is actually flying by. Wow that girl that just walked by was a pat I didnt think those existed in real life. Only on SNL. Ha no wait I have seen 1 no 2 previously while here at Purdue. It was the first time Aaron and I had come here he had to do something of importance. I forget what. Ayway. We left and there they were in the parking lot too pats holding hands. Now I'm not sure if this was a heterosexual or homosexual group of pats. Due to the definition of a pat. You know ya cant tell weather its man or woman. But hey two pats none the less. people here suck. More to come.
Zak 9/12/2002 09:32:00 AM
Tuesday, September 10, 2002
Random thoughts due to boredem
1. What the fuck is my brother doing with the plunger? Whatever he stuck in there must be huge.
2. Do only guys get shit on by the opposite sex or does it work the other way too?
3. Am I the only one who hates kids?
4. I really like Scooby Doo
5. I wish that Less Than Jake would email me back.
6. Lesbians kick ass.
7. God do i hate pimples that come back after they were popped.
8. The final thought god do I love HTML and of course cartoons. HA! 
Zak 9/10/2002 08:55:00 PM
Zak 9/10/2002 05:15:00 PM
Well just this is my first post...way to go me...I guess. I tend to type a bit fast, the same way I think so pardon any spelling or gramatical errors I may make in this or other future postings. So yeah I get out of my english 104 class, freshman english class that is a waste of mine and every other purdue students time, and I'm thinking to myself. For every article in the book we read we must make a discussion question. I felt that I had a few particularly good ones in the past, but now I find myself not writing such thought provoking questions. Why you ask? Well I'll tell you. Now my professor seems to think that discussion means that she reads the question off of the board and has a one sided discussion with herself. Now as amusing as this may sound it really fuckin;' pisses me off. Now in the begining of class I found myself biting my tounge when it came to voicing my opinion, untill today. Damn I'm glad I didnt hold back on this one. The bitch was so astounded by my insight she changed her opinion and then sided with me. She then asks the class weather my opinion was similar to their's, and guess what...it was...all but one dumb ass girl. Damn her I would have had the whole class share my veiws but she had to be different. Wait what am i saying good for her! way to be different i thinkI'll make friends with that girl. At least shes not afraid to stand out. More to come.
Random things of interest that happened today...
1. Saw some hot lesbian girls kiss on the way to class...kinda gave me half a stock....ha
2. Saw a huge semi on fire on 80/94 while driving to go to my english class.
3. The girl I met yesterday ditched me in chem lecture for some faggot preppy bitch! Fuck him!
4. I wrote the wrong essay for my english class too.
5. Damn I hate Microsoft!
Zak 9/10/2002 05:03:00 PM
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